Blog topics that need no further explanation.
• That three leaf blowers make three times as much noise as one blower.
• That those same three blowers kick up three times as much dust as one blower.
• That Face Book doesn’t give me the option to check off that I never asked for that ad in the first place.
• That I don’t have to read about Harry and Meghan’s engagement
• Why I’m grateful that no one in my family plays football.
• Why I would never take any subscription advertised on TV.
• Why I’m wearing my pink hat.